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गगन थापा। गनगन थापा। अब गर्जन थापा। वर्षमान उपप्रधान। तोशिमा स्वास्थ्य। सीके राउत विज्ञान प्रविधि। जनमत मधेस सरकार मा सहभागी हुने। उन्मुक्ति रेशम लाई उनमुक्त गरेर सुदुर पश्चिम र लुम्बिनी सरकार मा। रेशम मंडेला हो। थारू मंडेला। 

 

हॉर्न बजेछ, घण्टी बजेछ

हुन त मतगणना शुरू मात्र भएको छ। एक सीट मा मात्र जित घोषणा भएको अवस्था हो यो। तर सीके राउत को जनमत पार्टी र रवि लामिछाने को राष्ट्रिय स्वतंत्र पार्टी राष्ट्रिय पार्टी बन्ने देखियो। 

सबैभन्दा बढ़ी जिज्ञासा को चुनाव सीके राउत र उपेन्द्र यादव को सीधा प्रतिस्प्रधा सारा देश का लागि। त्यहाँ सीके ले स्वीप नै गरेको देखियो। 

कांग्रेस को भोट वाम लाई ट्रांसफर नहुने रहेछ। माओवादी को हालत खास्ता छ। तेस्रो दल हुने नहुने अवस्था जस्तो छ। 

रवि, चन्द्र  र रेशम। रेशम चौधरी को पार्टी ले पनि राम्रै गर्दैछ। सीके राउत ले पार्टी एकीकरण को पहल गर्नुपर्छ। 

बालेन र हर्क ले लौरो टेकेको आधार मा हॉर्न बजेछ, घण्टी बजेछ। 

कुनै एक पार्टी को बहुमत त्यसै पनि आउँदैन। 

गगन ले पनि आफ्नो क्षेत्र मा राम्रो गरेको देखियो। 

देउबा ले हारे हुने। सागर ले जिते हुने। प्रतिस्प्रधा दिएको त देखियो। 

तोशिमा सबिता ले राम्रो गरेका छन। काठमाण्डु ले राम्रो सन्देश दियो। 

देउबा हारेर गगन संसदीय दलको नेता बन्ने। गठबंधन भत्किने। गगन, रवि, सीके, रेशम मिलेर सरकार बनाउने। त्यो पनि हुन सक्छ। तोशिमा स्वास्थ्य मंत्री बन्ने। संख्या नपुगे राप्रपा पनि। लिंगदेन को राप्रपा। राजा अपेंडिक्स हो लिंगदेन को। नया पुस्ता को सरकार। सागर पनि। 

I am here already. Every eye shall see him is a reference to the Internet. How would you have described the Internet several thousand years ago?

— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) November 21, 2022

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— Dr. CK Raut (@drckraut) November 21, 2022

मतगणना चलिरहँदा श्रीमती लिएर फिल्म हेर्न पुगे गगन थापा

7: Toshima Karki

Like I always say with content moderation, every social media site owner who is “pro free speech” meets their line eventually.

For 4chan, it was anime child porn. For Facebook and YouTube, it was white nationalist terror. For Elon, it was people making fun of him. https://t.co/aNZmqYwrJu

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) November 6, 2022

Steph Curry is robot🌟

pic.twitter.com/f426Ia7Qld

— Tansu YEĞEN (@TansuYegen) November 6, 2022

I own the IP to this cat profile picture. Its an NFT. I am actually a human and not a cat. Please don’t suspend

— scuffed.eth (@zscuffed) November 6, 2022

That check mark is going to cost you. #myownattempt

— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) November 7, 2022

this was so freaking cute omg https://t.co/xzGfJQMkQa

— mary (@cryyram) November 7, 2022

That is not free speech. Let's talk.

— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) November 7, 2022

$8 for all

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022

If you were to add voice chat ability, I might consider. Otherwise out of my price range, just like Tesla cars.

— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) November 7, 2022

Today I will join leaders from across the world at @COP27P.

For our children and grandchildren, we must deliver on the legacy of Glasgow and protect the future of the planet. pic.twitter.com/tfbukFRBBC

— Rishi Sunak (@RishiSunak) November 7, 2022

I am back as promised. One prophecy is many white Christians will struggle with my skin color. https://t.co/nBQiN9zKqn

— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) November 7, 2022

Please donate to this orphanage: @EriabMuluuta2 #HungerStation #hunger #HungerDoesntWearClubColours #orphans #orphanage #god #Children #ChildrensEmmys #charity #Jesus #ChristmasTree

— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) November 7, 2022

Please donate to @EriabMuluuta2 (orphanage) #HungerStation @ChurchofUganda_ @TheChurchofUga1 @Online_COU @Orthodox_ug @MavunoChurchUg @LifeChurchUg @UgandaChurch #god #jesus #christ #HolySpirit

— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) November 7, 2022

It’s important to remember that for every product you love, there was a passionate group of people that spent an excruciating amount of time debating every single detail to get it right. This is hard and rare, which is why you don’t love most products.

— Aaron Levie (@levie) November 7, 2022

🇷🇺 president’s inadequacy can lead to thermonuclear disaster - interview with Putin’s ‘personal enemy’ @Leonid_Gozman
As long as Putin is in power, the 🇷🇺 society has no chance of changing their government’s direction, only a palace coup does@LRTenglish https://t.co/LrwR9jFwKq

— Mikhail Khodorkovsky (English) (@mbk_center) November 7, 2022