1000 Multifarious Uses Of Article 127

Article 127 can be used to:

1. Dissolve parliament.
2. Revolve parliament.
3. Evolve parliament.
4. Involve parliament.
5. Resolve disputes.
6. Light fires.
7. Ignite hailstorms.
8. Erupt volcanoes.
9. Inititate earthquakes.
10. Clean up Bagmati.
11. Stop Bagmati in its tracks if it refuses the clean up.
12. Cause a catastrophe upon Prachanda.
13. Find out Prachanda actually is not a person but a doll the Maoists worship.
14. Unearth secrets.
15. Divulge secrets.
16. Propagate secrets.
17. Secretly propagate.
18. For propaganda.
19. Turn Girija into a permanent backbencher.
20. Turn Baburam illiterate.
21. Turn Ram Chandra Poudel silent.
22. Invite the Dalai Lama to Lumbini.
    
23. To create information.
24. To disseminate information.
25. To send out trojan horse viruses across the internet.
26. To intervene in foreign countries.
27. To redefine democracy and human rights for the new millenium.
28. To refine oil. Mustard oil, custard oil, bastard oil, let's start oil.
29. To install a salt factory.
30. To stall a revolution.
31. To forestall dialogue.
32. To go comatose.
33. To fend off criticisms.
34. To inuagurate.
35. To suffocate.
36. To obliviate.
37. To promulgate.
38. To sustain.
39. To disdain.
40. To despair.
41. To conspire.
42. To prosper.
43. To whisper.
44. Conquer.
45. Obliterate.
46. Resolve Kashmir, Palestine, Ireland and Capitol Hill disputes on a permament basis.
47. Say hello to Moriarty.
48. Play golf with Moriarty and send Ram Sharan Mahat into fits: "Made my blood boil."
49. To tour: China, Dubai, Dhaka, if possible, Macau, Hong Kong, Trinidad, Fiji, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Cuba, North Korea.
50. Alleviate Fidel Castro's loneliness.
51. Make Musharraf feel like he is the modern day Karl Marx, a man with influence beyond his land.
52. To send Advani to Pakistan on a clean up exercise.
53. Arrest, release, re-arrest, re-release, re-re-arrest, re-re-release Deuba until Deuba gets tired of it.
54. Send 50 police officers after Deuba, 150 after Girija, 250 after MaKuNe and 350 after Peter Pan Giri. Send the leftovers after Prachanda, if there are any.
    
55. Magically disappear 20 million rupees from Nepal Bank Limited and make it reappear in Bangalore.
56. Hijack democracy, and give it back one ounce at a time, because it is not Dashain yet.
    
57. To wake up Bishta and Giri from the near dead.
58. To pronounce Badri Mandal as an almost cabinet member.
59. To induct RK Mainali into the cabinet, and have CK Mainali green with envy.
60. To militarily capture Gorkha from the Maoists.
61. To discover the People's Army folks are seldom in uniform.
62. To bring an end to RNA desertions.
63. To send an arrest warrant after SD Muni.
64. Turn Sharad Chandra Shah onto the soccer field so the people can take a good look at him.
65. Revive street demonstrations.
66. Tease the idea of parliamentary revival.
67. Go abroad where even uncensored media don't talk no nonsense.
    
68. Prune grass on the Narayanhiti lawns.
69. Fly helicopters.
70. Land in some Yadav's backyard, and claim it for a helipad.
71. To nationalize all private property to pre-empt the Maoists.
72. To get rid of FM radio stations forever, and instead introduce the use of loud speakers.
73. To send spies to Delhi to find out what the Indian newspapers have been up to.
74. To prevent Sikkimization, Tibetizatinon, fossilization, renaissance, and revolution.
75. To stay put, dig heels and pass it on as resolve.
76. To fundamentally misunderstand George W.'s "terrorism" rhetoric and blame it back on George W. because W. can't pronounce words right in the first place.
77. To make the Dharahara stand up straight.
78. To jump off the Dharahara with a handy umbrella, open it up only half way down. Like Mao swam down the Yellow River to recapture the imagination of the great proletarian Chinese people.
79. To congratulate Kim Jong Seriously Ill on his gimmicks like he congratulated.
80. To challenge Prachande to a nationally televised debate. Also to be webcast for the 700 protesting Nepalis in Washington DC who Gorkhapatra claimed had been hired for a sum total of $35,000. That is $50 a piece, Hem Bahadur style.
    
81. To enhance tourism.
    
82. To energize the economy.
83. To ameliorate the situation.
84. To do other good deeds on the shopping list.
85. To challenge Girija to spell his name.
86. So Pashupati Rana ain't nobody no more. And?
87. For royal participation in street demonstrations as an outreach program.
88. Celebrate monsoon in ways never done before.
89. Take away all the holidays for one year, so people realize what they might be missing. It ain't just democracy.
90. To mistake Moriarty as the ambassador from Greenland, and shame him into resuming military aid.
91. Threaten to cut his water supply and blame it on the monsoon if the threat need be carried out.
92. To build a east west Gyanendra Highway in the Himal region to rival its counterpart in the Terai.
93. Make it four lane.
    
94. Pretend all residents of Ramechhap are tourists.
95. Hang up the phone every time Vajpayee calls. He is no longer Prime Minister.
96. Say, Chandrashekhar who?
97. Root for the Scindias so the Indians can have a taste of monarchy too.
98. Offer to go back to Gorkha. The rest of Nepal can go to hell.
99. Invite all exiled politicians to a party at the palace. Arrest them after getting them drunk.
100. Declare the civil war over.

I am sure King G can come with the other 900 items on the list.